Badly translated from Russian… and if you’re wondering, no, this is a real product.

Mrs.Hudson concept somewhere where time has not yet begun to argue with things …

… from the depths of the Great “Nothing” appeared in a tiny drop of water. Perfectly round, and very small. The complete so that it never occurred and was thinking about the existence of something else besides her. She floated on absolutely nothing and enjoying the unknown loneliness. But suddenly she felt a certain course. It was drawn somewhere stronger and stronger. – What happened to me? – Thinking small spherical droplet. But there was no answer. The flow of increasingly rapid, and suddenly, in the full Void Great Nothing appeared Mir. He appeared suddenly in an instant. And our drop flashed all the colors of the Great World. Reflecting all that this world could tell her anything about himself. The world is becoming more world grew, the world is coming. And she did not resist and meekly yielded to the world. This form will be working with which we still do not cease to surprise its harmony and beauty.

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