Posts Tagged ‘photos’

Engrish Prease

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010

Okay, I know this is totally politically-incorrect, but I have absolutely no clue of what it means. I got this on Flickr, and I’m very, very confused.

“hiiiiiiiiii

I would like you to identify yourself and be decent Asjqa intimate
Special hobby, and only a photography
I love it so much
So that all the love and appreciation my friend”

Flickr is a photo sharing website, so I think this is legite. I just have absolutely no idea of what “I would like you to identify yourself and be decent Asjqa intimate” actually implies. What thel hell is “Asjqa?”

Yeah, I know, just ask them. FU.

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3 MILLION VIEWS!

Wednesday, May 19th, 2010

No, no, not on this blog. I’m guessing 60 views since I started it. For those 3 subscribers. And I’m probably related to 2 of them.

No, on Flickr! Yeah, that’d be http://www.flickr.com/photos/jackslife/

And that’s without any naughty pics! Okay, maybe one or two, but it’s her own fault. I’m not responsible for ex-girlfriends. ::: cough :::

3 MILLION VIEWS!!!

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Ah, I miss Indiana…

Monday, March 8th, 2010

And here I was wasting time downloading porno from the Internet.

Electronic PantsU.S. Ingenuity on Display: See the “network of gadgets” found inside David Delagrange’s pants after he was picked up for allegedly taking upskirt photos in Castleton Mall in Indianapolis. (Bonus: Upskirts are not illegal in Indiana because Delagrange took them in a public place.) WANE-TV (Fort Wayne)

Wow. Think about how low-tech shining your shoes to a mirror  finish was. Er, not that I ever did that. But I do have a story about a topless shoeshine I’ll tell you about someday…

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Flickr Pipe Smoking Group

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009

Hey, I started a new pipe smoking group on Flickr. It’s Tobacco Pipe Smokers Lounge. If you have a Flickr account and want to join, just click the link. If you don’t have a Flickr account, and want your pics on it anyway, please email me at jack [at] broodmetkaas.com

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Photos Sold

Friday, May 30th, 2008

Photos Sold

Kewl. I was contacted by a magazine for permission to publish some of my Flickr photos. I said sure, provided a little information about each photo and kind of forgot about it.

Today they contacted me to tell me they’d be sending a check for $500 for 4 of the photos they are going to publish.

Fortune smiles upon the dysfunctionals. I’m a happy guy. And my Flickr pics are up to 250,000 hits, by the way.

I can use the good news. This week has been a horrible one at work. We had the holiday, which means a ton of mail waiting for us on the day after the holiday. We ended up on a national list of screwups. And I ended up in the middle of a procedural error on the part of another department.

$500. $500. That’s going to be my mantra today.

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