Well, International Pipe-Smoking Day was a rousing success. With the parade and the bands, religious services, and the selection of The Briar Queen (seated on her Lazy-Boy, in a bikini, of course), it was a full-rounded day.
Well, it beat a 4H fair. No wrestling greased pigs to the ground.
And due to the normal lack of news that follows a holiday, I can only present you with another pretty girl with a pipe.
