Posts Tagged ‘fetish’

passage de fumée de chicha chez steph

Friday, March 5th, 2010

Okay, honestly, hookah smoking isn’t on my radar, although technically it is considered pipe smoking in some circles. That being said, hookah smoking does have it’s random appeal…

Evening with my friends Yamila and Hernan

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

No news. You already know what’s coming, don’t you?

268ChainedB

Monday, March 1st, 2010

No news. Nothing interesting going on around here, so the usual.

I have no explanation for this video being made in the first place. 1950′s cheesecake to be sure, but it’s…well, you have to see it.

BTW, are those legs or tree stumps? And you could put out someone’s eye with that bra.

French Government Wants Women to Stop Smoking During Oral Sex

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

Okay, you knew I’d eventually dig up something like this…

The Daily Squib

February 27th, 2010
by Gibb Mehed

Ooh la la!

PARIS – France – The French government has commissioned an advertising campaign to highlight the dangers of smoking whilst performing fellatio.

The ad, which aired on Tuesday night shocked the French nation.

“It showed a young lady smoking a cigarette in front of a man’s crotch. She just smoked, and smoked and smoked. People were so disgusted at this that complaints jammed the switchboards to the French Advertising Complaints Board,” Jacques Le Pipe, told Le Monde newspaper.

The French government have been trying to avert the terrible problem of French women who are so bored at performing the daily French ritual of fellatio that they routinely have to smoke during the procedure.

fumer le cigare”

Sexy woman smoking“I myself have been affected by this atrocity. She was an intern in the Ministry — been there only a week. I unzipped and let it out in deep anticipation of the delights that awaited me from her moist pert lips, when she took out a box of Gitanes, calmly picked one out, looked up at me and started to smoke. I was so appalled I called for security and they kindly removed the young lady from my office. Last I heard, she is now working in a dog food factory somewhere in Calais,” Jean Baptiste, the Minister of the Interior told Le Monde.

Other members of the French parliament like French president, Nicolas Sarkozy said yesterday that he had not, as yet, had a problem with Carla. This is possibly due to the president’s weak ticker and his physician’s advice to not get too excited anymore or risk immediate death.

Where’s Bill Clinton and his cigar when you need him?

Another Pretty Girl Smoking A Pipe

Sunday, February 21st, 2010

Well, International Pipe-Smoking Day was a rousing success. With the parade and the bands, religious services, and the selection of The Briar Queen (seated on her Lazy-Boy, in a bikini, of course), it was a full-rounded day.

Well, it beat a 4H fair. No wrestling greased pigs to the ground.

And due to the normal lack of news that follows a holiday, I can only present you with another pretty girl with a pipe.

young-woman-smoking-pipe