Posts Tagged ‘email’

Engrish Prease

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010

Okay, I know this is totally politically-incorrect, but I have absolutely no clue of what it means. I got this on Flickr, and I’m very, very confused.

“hiiiiiiiiii

I would like you to identify yourself and be decent Asjqa intimate
Special hobby, and only a photography
I love it so much
So that all the love and appreciation my friend”

Flickr is a photo sharing website, so I think this is legite. I just have absolutely no idea of what “I would like you to identify yourself and be decent Asjqa intimate” actually implies. What thel hell is “Asjqa?”

Yeah, I know, just ask them. FU.

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Holy Jumpin’ Jesus! Stop a 775% Tax Increase on Pipe Tobacco!

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

Pipes Magazine

January 23rd, 2010

No Pipe Tobacco Taxes!H.R. 4439, the Tobacco Tax Parity Act of 2010 was introduced on January 13, 2010 and would raise the tax on pipe tobacco 775% from $2.8311 to $24.78 per pound.

As a service to the pipe smoking community and the industry of pipe makers and pipe tobacco producers we have set up a free service that will automatically send emails to your Senators and Congressmen.

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A tax increase of 775% on anything is ludicrous. This will kill many small businesses and an historical tradition.

Download the bill here

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Augh! Nowhere To Hide!

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

I foolishly checked my work email from home, only to discover that someone had distributed my work email address to the general public. This means it was leaked from an internal source.

There are about a zillion ways to get a hold of me at work, and I assure you that plenty of people do, but my work email address is pristine, receiving a ton of internal mail. The last thing I need is to have customers emailing me at work.

Someone must die…horribly and slowly.

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Offline

Saturday, July 14th, 2007

You know, it’s been almost two months since I’ve checked my email or done anything online. This is the most since maybe 1992.

And you know, I haven’t missed it.

Ah well, all good things will come to pass.

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