Posts tagged ‘dogs’

My Dogs

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.”

So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddy’s are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My dogs get their first checks Friday.

Darn, this is a great country!


I’m not sure what dinner time looks like at your house, but here’s what mine looks like:

By the way, many people (1) have asked how I managed to change my clothes during dinner. It’s a trade secret. If I told you, I’d have to kill you.

Talking Keeshond Bear

Bear would make this hilarious talking sound, kind of roo-roo-roo. It took me forever, but I got a clip of it on video. Usually she’d go on for a full minute or so. Jordan, our Doberman, watches. 2004