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Comment on Hazards: Are Pipe and Cigar Users Blowing Smoke? by Cigars

Cigars — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 21:15:59 +0000

I really don’t look at me a cigar veteran, all the same I do savour a nice smoke just after an evening meal every now and then. In particular paired with a good scotch! Excellent article! added!

Comment on Smoking ban leaves capital in a haze over details of tobacco curbs by Jack

Jack — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:31:36 +0000

Oh, absolutely. You’ll lose weight, be popular, and be head of the football team. Cheerleaders will tell you that you give them a wettie, and they’ll offer to do things to you that you can’t even spell. Your computer will run faster, door to door JOV’s and Mormons will burst into flames once they ring your doorbell, and your neighbor will return all the tools he’s ever borrowed from you.

Your IQ will triple, as will your penis size. Other men will be envious of your masculinity, even though you used to have stretch marks. Your car will start getting 63 mpg. The topless baristas will start hitting on you. Lipstick lesbians will start inviting you our for three-ways. Your wife will start bringing you beers when you come home from work. Your children and pets will respect you.

The government will give you a job counting paperclips in a dark office, for several hundered thousand dollars a year. People will let you in when you try to merge in traffic.

Then you’ll sober up, the e-cigarette will electrocute your lips, leading to sterility and the development of man-boobs. You’ll realize they repossessed your car, your wife left you for a lipstick lesbian, your daughter has become a crack whore, and your dogs just pissed on your couch.

Comment on Smoking ban leaves capital in a haze over details of tobacco curbs by Smoke Assassin

Smoke Assassin — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:22:05 +0000

Will it make the colour of the stretch mark go away?

Comment on BLASPHEMY!!! The Electronic Pipe by smokeless cigarettes

smokeless cigarettes — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 18:21:30 +0000

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Comment on Pipe-smoking dentist ‘refused to wash hands’ by Dentists West Hollywood

Dentists West Hollywood — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:40:30 +0000

Great post. You should have the plugin that let’s users rate stuff. I’d give it 3 stars!

Comment on E-Cig Circumvents State Smoking Ban by cigna

cigna — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 16:32:37 +0000

Announced concurrently with the great news about tobacco cigarettes is that the new Electric Cigarette has been discovered to be harmful to your health and responsible for heart disease, cancer, lung disease, and eye disease. Further, the nicotine contained in the Electric Cigarette is responsible for under age smoking, use of illegal drugs, and increased crime. For those of you that do not believe the news and feel that the Electronic Cigarette is a better alternative or at least no worse than the tobacco cigarette that is currently legal to buy and use, please go and buy the very best Electric Cigarette Money Can Buy! I SUGGEST buying one of European Design, Quality, and Reliability. It is easy to find one buy using Google or Yahoo and searching ?European Design Reliability Electric Cigarette?. The humor in the above is self-evident. I wish people (Gov?t or others) would stop trying to protect us from ourselves. If we need their help I am sure we are capable of asking. In the interim, leave us alone!! Anyone, even with a sliver of a brain, knows that tobacco cigarettes are harmful and deadly. I believe that my European Designed Quality Electronic Cigarette device has saved me a certain early death. That is my decision to make and should not be subject to anyone?s permission. The day the American Government bans tobacco cigarettes will be the day that I spring wings and fly. Until then I prefer to be A Smart Smoker and ask that you stop the hypocritical nonsense and keep your noses out of our business. PLEASE!!!

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Comment on E-Cig Circumvents State Smoking Ban by Kenneth Kluck

Kenneth Kluck — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 06:13:44 +0000

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