No, no, not on this blog. I’m guessing 60 views since I started it. For those 3 subscribers. And I’m probably related to 2 of them.
No, on Flickr! Yeah, that’d be http://www.flickr.com/photos/jackslife/
And that’s without any naughty pics! Okay, maybe one or two, but it’s her own fault. I’m not responsible for ex-girlfriends. ::: cough :::
If you’re thinking of opening a bar, think mainstream design. Otherwise, you might hire an architect like the Dutch artist Atelier Van Lieshout, who gave us BarRectum, a long and winding rendition of the human digestive system, with the “tongue” at one end and the “sphincter” at the other. It is/was open for business outside a Vienna museum. Problem: Most patrons have to sit in the “rectum” area. Problem: The emergency exit is the poop chute. Boing Boing
I bet the 3 of you that actually follow this blog have missed me. Fortunately, the spammers have kept me company.
News from my hometown: Thomas Hovis Jr., 52, fleeing deputies in Albion, Ind., thought he had found a nifty hiding place where they’d never think of looking. He was wrong. They found Hovis standing neck-deep in a manure pit in the outbuilding of a farm. WANE-TV (Fort Wayne)
Oddly enough, this man looks sad and embarrased. Imagine…
I know. You missed me, didn’t you? Liar. Been tied up hoarding artwork from the Comic Art Community, and gearing up for Sakuracon. I bet you’re thinking “What a geek.” Well, let me share with you the following:
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Yeah, I thought so. Thank god my wife has given me up as hopeless.
In the meantime, it’s important to remember that I blog about serious pipe smoking issues.
Remember. Protect pipe smokers rights to, um…yeah. Right. Whatever. What were we talking about?
And here I was wasting time downloading porno from the Internet.
U.S. Ingenuity on Display: See the “network of gadgets” found inside David Delagrange’s pants after he was picked up for allegedly taking upskirt photos in Castleton Mall in Indianapolis. (Bonus: Upskirts are not illegal in Indiana because Delagrange took them in a public place.) WANE-TV (Fort Wayne)
Wow. Think about how low-tech shining your shoes to a mirror finish was. Er, not that I ever did that. But I do have a story about a topless shoeshine I’ll tell you about someday…
