You know, I have this little hamster that runs around the Internet looking for possibly interesting pipe stories. It’s not a smart hamster. Today it came up with this:
7:53 p.m.: Washington Post Drive, overheated motor. Report of a dishwasher smoking. Upon arrival occupant had shut off power to unit and it had stopped smoking.
Bad dishwasher! That was my best meerschaum, you bastard!
