Good lord! Look at what I stumbled across!
“DescriptionThe ePuffer electronic Pipe is a high tech non-flammable product developed to provide smokers with a clean alternative to smoking. It contains, no carbon monoxide, no tar, and no cancer-causing chemicals. It looks, feels and tastes like a real Pipe.
When air flows through the device, it is detected by a microprocessor. This microprocessor then activates an atomizer which injects tiny droplets of the liquid into the flowing air. This produces a vapor mist which is inhaled by the user. The addition of propylene glycol to the liquid makes the mist better resemble normal cigarette smoke. The microprocessor also activates an orange glowing light at the tip to simulate real smoking experience.
Benefits and Advantages
The Electronic Pipe allows smokers to enjoy the same pleasure as smoking traditional pipe by imitating the whole process of smoking.
The ePuffer Electronic Pipe produces harmless vapour that looks and feels like real smoke. It is truly a healthier alternative to smoking.
ePuffer Nicotine Strength Level
(Z)ero 0mg, (L)ow 0.6mg, (M)ild 1.1, (H)igh 1.6mg
Premium Tobacco, Apple, Cherry and Mint”
What would be the point?! OMG! Let me make this perfectly clear. I catch you smoking one of these and I will personally beat you to death with my broken meerschaum.